Maxwell Smart

[Max's ShoePhone since he could never get the cell phone Hakuba gave him to work since cannot read Italian.]


555- 0123


[There is no answering machine, if doesn't pick up that means. A) Someone took his shoephone/ broke it. B) Tied up or in the middle of a shoot and run battle]

[Compatibles; Talk, Multiple Lines (Hold Feature), posting comments/entires which are all usually voice]

[Maxwell can be seen in a long black dress, and black witch hat, for those who know Elphaba would recognize it. Smart appears to be sitting on a silver table top and trying to get the dress off of him. A scientist in a lab coat comes up to Smart, asking how did this happen. In the background there is an Apollo rocket that looks like the Apollo 11</i>]

I'm not exactly sure, Dr. Hopskins but whoever did this. Pulled a practical joke too far. Do you have any idea how many times I tripped coming down to Head quarters in these high heels?

[The CONTROL scientist replies 'Not to worry, Eighty - six, I'll get the special equipment to get you out of that.' Which the scientist leaves, leaving Maxwell alone in a room full of machines, including the high tech, state of the camera, for 1965 that is boardcasting this by mistake. Max can't help but wonder where his clothes are.</i>]

How does '99' do it?

Hello, this is Eighty - Six calling C.O.N.T.R.O.L., this is Eighty - Six calling C.O.N.T.R.O.L. come in C.O.N.T.R.O.L.

Hello Chief this s Max.

Now, get this and get this carefully. Ninety - Nine and I are in a tub and we're about to be bronzed to death.

What? Isn't this 555-3743?

Oh, sorry.

^{(Wrong number he calls on the beak of death, any replies will be hours after he and 99 escape)}

Rin Ran Van Bronze finger.

They painted him to death. Poor, poor fifty - four.

What a rotten way to celebrate his birthday.


^{(Also all comments voice since Max is on his shoephone ~)}

Something's not right about this. But I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Nancy... Sorry about that.

Hakuba just so you know, '99' and I where able to infiltrate the reservation and for some reason they keep calling me, 'Crazy Horse'


^{(Just wrapping up the end of RL with Nancy, but I'm all for continuing it :D Just wanted to post about the after math)}

Maxwell was a school boy and was absolutely in love with Nancy. Why? He wasn't quite sure. Come to think of it. They've haven't met at all in person. Strange how love is blind. Makes you fall in love with people you haven't even met.

After, receiving an icy world hop, Maxwell shivered and stood at the castle door, looking for a doorbell. Roses in hand yelled up; "Nancy! Little help down here!"


^{(Again so sorry!)}

As Maxwell, waited for Hakuba's arrival in Washington, D.C., in his unnamed apartment in room '86', Smart double checked to see if his booby traps, where more or less, deactivated.
There was always a chance a KAOS agent could 'pop' as a vistor but Max did have his revolver in his coat pocket if needed, besides he never deactivated the invisable wall.

"There. And for the hand cuffs." Pulling a pair from the drawer he was going to show Hakuba how to escape from them and deactivated a bomb. As the hand cuffs, 'clicked' Max heard a knock on his apartment door.

"Who is it?" Max yelled across the room as he tried to escape the handcuffs.


^{(Here's an idea of what the apartment looks like and pick whatever traps you don't want deactivated ~ English version here)}

I can't believe. I just can't believe it. The Indians want to attack America.

^{(Max means the Native Americans want to attack America, moving canon here)}

...
...I think they're onto us...


^{(Hakuba gave Maxwell a I Phone and he doesnt know how to use it, exactly but somehow found the net, then Hakuba told Max to type his name in google since that is usually the default. The question is, who is Onto him? XD)}

...Huh... Interesting... It's in Italian.

^{(Hakuba gave Max a cell phone but since they dont have them in 1965, there's instructions and Max doesnt understand it. ^^ Also, Hakuba you got a cherry wood violin, that's loaded with a warning note and Leila, got a bracelet phone ~)}

It seems I had underestimated her... Yes, yes.

But I did enjoy that little magic show.

[Voice]

Meoooooowwww

Meow Meow

Meeeooooooooooooooooow?


^{(Akako turned him into a cat)}

Never under estimate the power of a dog's sneeze.

... Yes... Anyways, it is true that someone on here named 'Akako' can turn people into animals?

Well, I have to say, this 'drama drama duck' place is rather interesting... Yes..

Makes me wonder how many KAOS scum are lurking around here

One of them told me of the most fascinating devices, it's called a 'cell phone'.

I wonder if Professor Parker knows what one of those are

It also appears I have a... Have a... Well I have a something... A diary of sorts. Just like Agent 4 has one

I suppose I could write about all my adventures as a new CONTROL agent.

Yes, all in a days work in keeping our nation's security safe.

And keep my secert identity as a CONTROL agent a secert.

I think I almost blew it before when dialing the wrong number.

^{(All strikes hackable and Max doesn't get anyone else can see this ^^)}

This journal is now being used for dramadramaduck

Please only friend if you're a part of this comm :)

Interesting....... so, it is normal for it to snow in the Fall here?

I can't believe it.. I just can't believe it. I got my shoephone jacked by a duck!

Well, would you believe a duck in a purple cape?


Now, how am suppose to get ahold of the Chief now?